Here he is.

...permission to practice today, owing to the need to train their new Seeker."

Welcome to Gryffindor.

Fred gave me a spell as to turn him yellow. Want to see?

...gives a student the right to walk about the school at night.

...prefects will lead their house back to the dormitories.

...and those too weak to seek it.

If you do anything to us, I'll break it.

To Miss Hermione Granger, for the cool use of intellect...

You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort.

Welcome to Greenhouse Three, second years. Gather around, everyone.

And I have a few last-minute points to award.

...until that time when his own true Heir returned to the school.

No. I think I'll leave it somewhere for Longbottom to find.

Completely demented, of course, and terrifying to be in the same room with...

...Professor Dumbledore has granted me permission to start this Dueling Club...

No, that's all I need! You to set my bloody kneecups on fire!

Something's about to burst out of Eloise Midgen, but I don't think it's a swan.

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse.