I will not pay to have some crackpot old fool teach him magic tricks.

But I told him. I said, "The trick with any beast is to know how to calm him."

If you do anything to us, I'll break it.

I mean, it's sort of exciting, isn't it, breaking the rules?

And then, if you please, she went and got herself blown up! And we got landed with you.

Never gonna let him forget this, are you?

Who you going with, then?

...with my entire collected works...

- Hurry up! Bring my coffee, boy. - Yes, Uncle Vernon.

Dark-wizard catcher. Half the cells in Azkaban are filled thanks to him.

I don't think it was the books that had him going to the library.

Who are you and what have you done with Hermione?

And a thumping good one, I'd wager, once you're trained up little.

Oh, and I suppose a great Muggle like yourself's going to stop him, are you?

This is Amos Diggory, everyone. Works with me at the Ministry.

I expect there's a cell in Azkaban with your name on it.

Completely demented, of course, and terrifying to be in the same room with...

He will not be going there! We swore when we took him in we'd put a stop to all this rubbish.