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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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Certainly. How long would you like us to hold it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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I'll handle this, Violet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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Why don't you take your three-hour break?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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All right, calm down, everyone. No one's canceling any mail.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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-Oh, yes, I am. -Well, what about your bills?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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-Holograms. -All right. It's true.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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Of course nobody needs mail.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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What, you think you're so clever, figuring that one out?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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But you don't know the half of what goes on here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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So just walk away, Kramer. I beg of you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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Is everything all right here, postal employee Newman?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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Yes, sir. I believe everything is all squared away.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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Isn't it, Mr. Kramer?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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You're in trouble, Kramer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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I shouldn't be talking to you. I'm telling you as a friend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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Here's how it's gonna happen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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You may be walking, maybe on a crisp autumn day just like today...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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...when a mail truck will slow beside you, the door will open.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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A mailman you know, maybe even trust, will offer to give you a lift.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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And no one will ever see you again.