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Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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The guy with the Hawaii transfer got busted...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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That was the vice president of the post office.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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The dream is dead.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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Nobody from the post office has ever cracked the 50-percent barrier.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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I didn't get the transfer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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The air is so dewy sweet, you don't even have to lick the stamps.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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It's like the three-minute mile.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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You're a disgrace to the uniform.

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-That mail, where is it? -What's the difference?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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And they're awarding the transfer in two days.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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The most sought after postal route of them all.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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You're right. It's just walking around and putting it in the boxes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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-Transfer? -To Hawaii.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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But it's not to be. So I'm hanging it up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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I'm still collecting checks, I'm just not delivering mail.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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And yet it's perfectly legal to take a man's soul...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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...and crush it out like a stale Pall Mall.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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...for hoarding Victoria's Secret catalogs.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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I gotta deliver that mail.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E10 The Andrea Doria

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Well, go ahead. There's eight bags of it.