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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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You present an interesting dilemma.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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And yet the bicycle can have only one rightful owner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Quite the conundrum.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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As a federal employee, I believe the law is all we have.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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It's all that separates us from the savages...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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...who don't deserve the privilege of mail.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Stuffing parcels in mailboxes, where they don't belong.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Newman!

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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But you must promise that you will abide by my decision...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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...no matter how unjust it may seem to either of you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Do I have your word?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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- All right, yeah. - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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All right. Let's begin.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Well, you both presented very convincing arguments.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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On the one hand, Elaine...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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But was it not still a promise?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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And, Kramer, you did provide a service in exchange for compensation.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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But does the fee, once paid, not entitle the buyer...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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...to some assurance of reliability?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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These were not easy questions to answer.