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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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I'd rather be dead.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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...and as it turns out, the woman knew Gandhi.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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...and then rob me blind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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...and then she made some tea.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Well, if I wanted it, I wouldn't be throwing it away, would I, Einstein?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Well, take it. I sure as hell am not gonna give it to my family.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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...and when they like you, you don't like them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Put some milk in it without asking me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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I go to pick her up, and she opens the door...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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It's like watching a couple of hyenas going through the garbage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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...and she's got this huge goitre growing out of the side of her neck.