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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Hello, Miss Pepper. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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And you must be Professor Von Nostrand.

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I've read your book, professor, and I was quite intrigued by it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...is it your contention that Shakespeare was an impostor?

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It's too bad about your father.

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- It was a frame-up. - A fine man. He spoke often of you.

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...but I suppose I can make an exception in your case.

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They're crazy about him.

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One in particular came around about two years ago.

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Carter? Kramer. That's it.

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Many a night I had to throw her on the street...

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- I found it! - She walked around here half-naked...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...sucking Colt 45 from a can.

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...screaming down the hall:

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Come back to bed, Albert, you big hairy ape!