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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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I'm not.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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You know, if I told my engagement story to that receptionist...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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-You could have. -I could not.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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...but told her this was my fiancÈe....

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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What--? What is that?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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What's that like, fun?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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I used to come here with my fiancÈe...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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What would you wear? That?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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People like me have not been inside in thousands of years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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My hand's been stamped. I come and go as I please.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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You know who used to love Paris? My dead fiancÈe, Susan.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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I tried to get him one, but man-hands almost ripped my arm out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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Women like that are like members of a secret tribe living in a forbidden city.