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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

5.5s

Do you realize that toilet paper has not changed in my lifetime?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

3.3s

It's just paper on a cardboard roll. That's it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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And in 10,000 years, it will still be exactly the same...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

3.2s

...because, really, what else can they do?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

2.3s

And, I mean, everything else has changed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

2.3s

Yeah, you're right, George.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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It's just paper on a roll. That's it, and that's all it will ever be.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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Something's up

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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There's something in the air

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...I think this is it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...and probably wouldn't for the next 50,000 years...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...and she was fascinated, fascinated!

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

1.8s

Okay, fine. Fine!

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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It's changed! It's not really the point.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

2.6s

Anyway, I'm thinking of making a big move.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

1.5s

What?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

2.6s

I might tell her that I love her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

1.9s

Fifty-fifty.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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...I would rather be with her than go to the game.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E23 The Face Painter

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Hey, by the way, if anybody wants an inside tour of the zoo...