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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I'm sitting there with a carrot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...and smashing it over my head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...in some dinner theatre production of A Chorus Line.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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How can I ever have you over? You'll sit there moping.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Gee, three years. That kind of seems like a long time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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We're aware of the proximity to the park.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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No, it's not a problem. I can get rid of the apartment this afternoon.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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How late are the stores open? I'm thinking of maybe buying a new TV...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- There's a garden. - A garden?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I don't know how you put up with this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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A fireplace!

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Oh, it's a great place. It's a two-bedroom...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You can tip a gardener. - You don't need a gardener.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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It's a good mirror.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I didn't know there was a fireplace. A fireplace! That's incredible.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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You don't tip a gardener.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Would I have to get a gardener? - Yeah, you can get a gardener.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...about a half-block from the park. - How much?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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This is a place to live.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I can't believe there's a garden.