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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.6s

Why are we flying over the Andes?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.5s

I got lost on the way over.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4s

...with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

Say me, you and Kramer are flying over the Andes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3s

Hey, kids, what's the deal with homework?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

...in which, G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

With me, or in general?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.1s

-You gonna break up with her? -I don't know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.4s

Fascinating turn of events.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.4s

A simple joke from a simple man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

Let the kids see a real, live Yankee.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I calculated my odds of ever getting together...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.4s

You know, just by conversing, you can really learn a lot about a person.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

-I don't wanna be one of those guys. -What guys?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.2s

...and I work for a World Series-winning team.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

We got a soccer game in Chile. Anyway, the plane crashes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.5s

-I hope that's not a problem for you. -No, no.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

So how long is this not gonna be a problem for me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5s

-You got bumped from Career Day? -lt was a mix-up, I'm sure.