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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- You don't like tippy-toe? - No tippy-toe.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I don't want coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I don't think so.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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And I don't go up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...I think I brought it up because I like that commercial. No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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When women smile, I don't know what it means.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I don't know if I'm supposed to smile back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I don't know how to work the stupid machines.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Yes, she wants me to like her, if she likes me, but she doesn't like me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...Bentsen gave him the Kennedy line? That's what I looked like.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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The machine comes on, and I let fly like Mussolini from the balcony.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I kept saying to myself, Keep it up, don't blow it. You're doing great.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You're the one that likes that commercial!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Don't you want to go upstairs first?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I'd like to get one more shot at the coffee so I can spit it in your face!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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You invite me up for coffee, and then you don't call me back for four days?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I said this to her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I gave her an ultimatum, and there's nothing I can do. It's a machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I just stood there. Remember Quayle when...