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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Because you're not a dermatologist.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Because it is the mature, adult thing to do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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How does that affect me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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That's what they tell me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Summer of '89, I'm at the beach.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- Like retouched? - Remember the photo of me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Well, that pear-shaped loser was me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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That should be a 14. Let me just...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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So now the father is screaming at me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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But I'm still here. You took out the other guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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So I guess I'm lucky I never tried that myself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Couldn't get the girl to go out with me a second time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...and click, I snap me a shot of a bare-chested Kruger.