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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Someone's gotta unhook the boat before it leaves the place.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.2s

The boom-box incident.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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What about the Coast Guard?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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We were at the beach...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You took out the wrong guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Summer of '89, I'm at the beach.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- Like retouched? - Remember the photo of me...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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So now the father is screaming at me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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I go into the surf. When I come out...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Because it is the mature, adult thing to do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You can't tell him. You'll blow the whole thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...stole the photograph and airbrushed myself out of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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But I'm still here. You took out the other guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Well, at the Yankees, it was all about smoothing things over...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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Couldn't get the girl to go out with me a second time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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- And on your dates. - And shopping.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...you know, chiseling away, grinding down.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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That should be a 14. Let me just...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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You won't regret this, sir.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

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...my clothes, my towel, my umbrella, they're all gone.