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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

4.5s

On the date, they should just have two phones on the table at the restaurant.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

1.4s

What about the skin?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

1.7s

I'm a man of the people.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

2.9s

- I didn't notice the voice. - It's mellifluous.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

3s

I'm locking the vault. What? Come on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

2.2s

- What about the body? - Good body. Nice body.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

1.9s

I made great small talk with the waitress...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

2.5s

...so she could see I could relate to the commoners.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

2.8s

It was a great performance. I am unbelievable on the phone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

3.2s

All right. All right. I'll go on the date, but that's that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

4s

If you stick your hand in the hair, is it easy to get it out?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

3.8s

It's hard enough to meet a woman you dislike, much less like.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

4s

Why can't I just walk up to a woman and say, Hi, I'm George.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

1.9s

How are you? Is that so terrible?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

2.4s

My dream is to become hopeless.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

1.8s

- Very good-looking. - Really good-looking?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

3.2s

- Really good? - Really very nice and good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

1.9s

I don't want anyone smarter than me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

3s

All right, let's see. Let's see. What else? What else?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

1.7s

What does she do?