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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.5s

-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.5s

I got lost on the way over.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

We got a soccer game in Chile. Anyway, the plane crashes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.4s

Fascinating turn of events.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5s

-You got bumped from Career Day? -lt was a mix-up, I'm sure.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I calculated my odds of ever getting together...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

I used to share that very same outlook...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

...in which, G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

-I don't wanna be one of those guys. -What guys?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.1s

-Well, I would eat you. -That's very nice, I guess.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.5s

-I hope that's not a problem for you. -No, no.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?