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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.8s

You see, Mrs. Sweedler- Or is it Hospital Administrator Sweedler?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.9s

Pig-man, baby, pig-man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.8s

- A pig-man? - A pig-man. Half pig, half man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

4.5s

Now, Mrs. Sweedler, with all due discretion and sensitivity...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.9s

How do you know? What if the pig-man had a two-seater?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

4.3s

If someone wanted to fix me up, they could say, "At least he's no pig-man."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.8s

Land on the sidewalk, it's city property.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.8s

...rendering it virtually undrivable.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.2s

Whatever the deformity, there's always some group attracted to it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.8s

You gotta look. I pulled it in perfectly equidistant...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

4.7s

Yes, but then everything's all pulled down, and it's- Anyway.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.9s

Yes. A shame. That is exactly how I would put it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.6s

Someone is gonna pay for this, and it's not gonna be me!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

4s

...had it been a convertible, this whole tragedy might have been averted.