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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

2.8s

What good is real? They don't want real. They want funny.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

1.1s

- You don't? - No way.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

3.3s

I guess you don't have any advice for me on how to win the case.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

3.5s

- No. No, I don't- I don't think so. - Why?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

1.6s

Why don't we put these together.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

2.4s

Toasting makes me uncomfortable.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

2.7s

You always have to be on. Otherwise, why would they like me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

2s

It's not good. I don't think so.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

2.1s

Nobody is sicker than me. Nobody.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

2.2s

- What? - I don't think it's such a great idea...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

2.1s

...she asked me to drive her home after dinner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

1.9s

What are you doing? What are you doing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

3s

What do you mean I got? You didn't give him his visa application.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

3s

You gotta put on a show. You always gotta give them a big show.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

1.5s

You mean that's true? I'm right?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

2.2s

- Here's my card. - Oh, okay. Thank you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

3.2s

No, it's not. You cannot not be funny.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

2.1s

You think sickness like that grows on trees?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

3s

- Oh, boy - What do you mean, Oh, boy?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

2s

You see, this is what I do with women.