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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.9s

No, I don't want it. I want it if you don't want it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.9s

I want it if you don't want it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.3s

...if you didn't want it...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.3s

So you do want it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.2s

- What do you want? - Odds.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

How can I want it now, if you want it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.2s

You could take it? You want it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.4s

You don't tip a gardener.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.4s

Why don't you just kick her out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.6s

- What are you getting? - I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4s

The steam's been on for 10 years. No human can turn this off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.1s

- You can tip a gardener. - You don't need a gardener.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

- I want evens. - Good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.6s

...don't worry about it, because, you know, I...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.9s

- You shouldn't have to live like this. - You just said you wanted to live here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.6s

...in which you didn't want it, I might take it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.4s

- You just said you wanted it. - No, I'm saying if a situation arose...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.8s

Are you kidding me? Does this work?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.6s

I don't know how you put up with this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.8s

You don't have to call it. That's a rule!