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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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The only excuse she might possibly have accepted...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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It's all so coordinated. The little socks match the little shirt.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and it's the first time, and it's early in the going...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Tatiana, I hope you don't take this the wrong way...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And I'm very sorry, I just saw the Bat Signal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- You should run for mayor. - Nobody listens.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Well, I don't know. I have to call her, tell her where we are.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I'm very lucky she's even considering seeing me at all.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Really? I thought things were going okay.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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They were. It's kind of complicated.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Well, what is it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- I am too hungry. - We might as well just stay here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Lasbrook, four.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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What is it with humanity? What kind of a world do we live in?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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If anything happens here, can I count on you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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If we decide to go at it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I'd put my face in their soup and blow.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Excuse me. I was waiting here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...and I begin to perceive this impending...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...intestinal requirement...