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Seinfeld (1993) - S07E06 The Soup Nazi

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I gotta focus. I'm shifting into soup mode.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E11 The Rye

2.5s

All right. All right. Let's not get into panic mode!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- You're too nice a guy. - I am. I'm a nice guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

1.6s

I couldn't. I would've insulted her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

2.9s

I mean, it's like we really hate each other. It's based on nothing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

2.5s

I started with the word listen. I said:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Then she started to cry, and I weakened a little bit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I almost relented, but the voice, Jerry, the voice said:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

2.8s

Keep going. Keep going. You're almost out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

3.8s

And I trip and twist my ankle and they throw that light on you. You know?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Somehow I get through the crying and I keep running.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Then the cursing started.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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She's firing at me from the guard towers.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Except for one small problem.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I left some books in her apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

3.5s

No, I can't go back there. Jerry, it's so awkward.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

2.3s

It could be dangerous, sexually. Something could happen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

2.5s

I'd be right back where I started from.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

2.1s

- Did you read them? - Well, yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

1.9s

What do you need them for?