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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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A simple joke from a simple man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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I'm a man of the people.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Are you a religious man, sir?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E21 The Hamptons

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This is fantastic. Man, what a weekend!

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E06 The Fatigues

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You're a very handsome man, by the way.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E11 The Conversion

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...a man begins to ask himself certain questions.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E20 The Fire

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So basically, it's every man, woman, child and invalid for themselves.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E12 The Reverse Peephole

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...a plastic sleeve for your comb and a wallet for your money.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E12 The Label Maker

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This is a bill for $1500.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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My father was a quitter. My grandfather was a quitter.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E17 The Kiss Hello

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So you could call a woman for a date...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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A mute would be good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Don't you have a brain?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Yeah, I'm a great quitter.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E16 The Stand-In

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...go for a long walk, maybe do a little shopping...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E12 The Label Maker

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That's not a good role for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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You know, the average life span for an American male is, like, 72.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E08 The Mom & Pop Store

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Oh, soup and a sandwich for a brand-new Armani suit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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...for taking a chance on a hen supervisor at Tyler Chicken...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E14 The Cadillac (1)

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Like she would ever go out with a short, stocky, bald man.