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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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I agreed to become his butler.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

2.9s

- Don't mind her. - Oh, please. I love her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

3s

...who would I get the death certificate from?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

2.4s

- Really? What's it mean? - It means death to tyrants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

3.5s

...obviously I was unable to get the death certificate.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

2.1s

...mistakes me for her boyfriend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

3.5s

She put them in her pocketbook. She probably took them out there with her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

1.3s

Why her? There's a million lawyers.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

1.8s

Her legacy. A dying wish, perhaps.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

5.2s

...admittedly rudimentary scrapbook of her life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

3.3s

Because I- I told her the truth.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

1.9s

- That's a nice store. - It's her uncle's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

2.8s

I don't know. I can't tell her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E01 The Mango

1.6s

- So you like her? - I think so.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

2.1s

...doesn't know you're not good enough for her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

2.1s

...she asked me to drive her home after dinner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

2.8s

Well, what if you showed her bad naked, huh?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E05 The Hot Tub

1.7s

...get a girl and bring her in one of these.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

3.5s

The woman has my tax papers. You told her she's pretentious?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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- No, there's gotta be a mistake. - You should have seen her face.