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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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I could see the can if you're in the Army.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- Why? The colour? - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- What about all the loserstuff? - I don't know where the rabbi got that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- The security guard. - What about him?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- Bob Cobb? - You know, the Maestro.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Aren't you concerned about the security guard?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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I can sense the slightest human suffering.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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I think I'd go for the back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- So I spoke to the security guard. - Yeah? And?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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...that they make the security guard stand there all day?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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He can't jump out of the chair? How long does that take?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Then I hear this rabbi on television. I mean, imagine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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You know, I was just a little surprised.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Well, scintillating as always.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- That's a nice store. - It's her uncle's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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All right, don't change me. Susan, don't change me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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There's a lot of women that would love to be in your position right now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Oh, he is impossible to shop for, Uncle Ned.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- See, now, this I don't get. - What?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Because he's a security guard.