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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.4s

Got her machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

2.4s

Her machine broke, and she's been using her old machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

2s

...than coffee-machine show.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

2.4s

...where she uses up the whole machine?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

The crook has the machine. The messages aren't for him...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

1.9s

I don't know how to work the stupid machines.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E12 The Money

6.2s

Yeah? Well, the life-support machine called and.... Stupid.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E11 The Little Jerry

2.5s

No, occasionally I forget to let the machine pick up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E21 The Hamptons

3.3s

- Yeah, right. - The punishment should fit the crime.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E02 The Voice

2.5s

Elaine, breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E21 The Hamptons

1.6s

The lobsters will scare him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E21 The Hamptons

2.7s

...and the chewing warms me up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E19 The Jimmy

3.1s

They took a pitching machine, a batting cage, the infield tarp...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E18 The Frogger

2.8s

No, I need a guy that can rig a Frogger machine...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E21 The Hamptons

2.1s

...she'd scream and throw me out of the car.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

5s

The machine comes on, and I let fly like Mussolini from the balcony.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E21 The Hamptons

3.7s

Well, I'd just got back from swimming in the pool...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

2.9s

I would think people would talk about it at the coffee machines.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E21 The Hamptons

3.4s

But at this time tomorrow, I could touch it all I want.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E21 The Hamptons

1.8s

Sex is like joining a private club.