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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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Next, please.

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Go. Go. She-

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Seinfeld. I made a reservation for a midsize, and she's a small.

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- I'm kidding around, of course. - Yes.

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- Sixty-six years old? - Yeah, well, he's in perfect health.

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So vibrant she'd be spinning.

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But the reservation keeps the car here.

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That's why you have the reservation.

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- I know why we have reservations. - I don't think you do.

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If you did, I'd have a car.

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You just don't know how to hold the reservation.

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I'm sorry. My supervisor says there's nothing we can do.

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- Would you like insurance? - Yeah, give me the insurance...

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...because I am gonna beat the hell out of this thing.

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Do you think I'm making a big mistake?

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- I just don't enjoy being with him. - Well, that's what important.

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- How many times have you been out? - Seven.

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Seven dates is a face-to-face breakup?

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Unless, of course, there was no sex.

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How's the pasta over there?