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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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You're paying a woman to come to your house and sleep with you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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- So you consider this a relationship? - Yes, I do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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- Where did you go? - The store.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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- To get what? - Stuff.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Well, there's nothing more sophisticated...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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...than diddling the maid and then chewing some gum.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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No, I'm not. Here you go.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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- Six-four-six? - It's a new area code.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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No, no, it's right here in the city.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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It's the same as 212, they just multiplied it by three.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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And then they added one to the middle number.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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It's the same.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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Do I have to dial a 1 first?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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- What did he say? - Some new kind of pie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E19 The Maid

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- Hey, Elaine. - Oh, hi.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E16 The Shoes

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That kind of comedy, that's a little broad for us.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E14 The Pez Dispenser

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A few years ago, the comedy club had a softball team.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E17 The English Patient

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The comedy hit, Sack Lunch, starring Dabney Coleman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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You know, they're fake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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Doctor.