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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Oh, my father's half-drunk.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E13 The Comeback

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...of 1 2 and a half points."

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E18 The Frogger

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...you know, lying around for a while?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...about a half-block from the park. - How much?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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I mean, half my friends aren't even there yet.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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You know, I mean, I'm lying in bed.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E01 The Mango

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All right, let's go. I'll give you half an hour.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E12 The Reverse Peephole

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You got a filing cabinet under half of your ass.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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That's impossible. I'd rather lie to him the rest of my life...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Leave the winter clothing in the apartment...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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- And what time is the funeral? - Two o'clock.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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I thought maybe they had changed the rules or something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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The sugar makes my ankles swell up, and I can't dance.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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I remember saying to myself, Why is Jerry so far off the base?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Oh, I know. I hated those kids.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Well, I'm sure you did. Who wouldn't love a pony?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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I actually like ponies.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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- What time is your game? - 2:45.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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How long does a funeral take?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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...and how I'm actually gonna die someday.