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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.8s

I better not.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

Well, one of you better damn well take it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.9s

If I don't get back in five minutes, you better call the police.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.2s

- In fact, get it out of here right now. - Excuse me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.7s

- Would I have to get a gardener? - Yeah, you can get a gardener.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.9s

I didn't get that joke either.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.8s

How did you get in here?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.1s

She's gonna get it, right in the...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.9s

You wanna help me get it in the hall?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.8s

So I get a call from Gilmore this morning.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.6s

- I getting a break from my roommate. - Oh, the actresslwaitress.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.3s

- How do you get all that wood in here? - They deliver.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

No soft cheeses of any kind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.1s

We're aware of the proximity to the park.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

...in some dinner theatre production of A Chorus Line.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

Deduct a minimum of two days off all expiration dates.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4s

You've got to know the strengths and weaknesses of every soldier.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4s

From a collapsible toothbrush to a pair of ordinary black socks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

A couple of hours ago. The police are coming right over.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.6s

Gee, three years. That kind of seems like a long time.