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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...waiting for cable company. - Okay, just hand that over, please.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I'm Dan.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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I'm not a lesbian!

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

1.9s

I don't care. I'm not hungry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.7s

Okay, I'm gonna check my machine first.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E15 The Beard

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- You know, I'm going as a beard. - A beard?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Thanks again for those tickets, But next week, I'm gonna take you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

1.4s

You made a man cry?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.2s

A couple of tough monkeys.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

1.4s

I never made a man cry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Hey, you missed a great game tonight.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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It's gonna be hot in a minute.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Well, let's just take a look here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E13 The Subway

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I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

4.3s

Yes, and I'm speaking at a men's conference.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

Do you think I'm making a big mistake?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- What is this? - It's a list of excuses.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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...as a multiple personality? You're not even you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- What can I do? - Deal with it. Be a man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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That sounds like a great idea. It would be fun.