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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Joel and I have an extra ticket to the Giants game.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I gotta tell you, I have a bad association with the name Alex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Rifkin? Joel Rifkin? - Yeah. It's just a coincidence...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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If someone asked me nicely.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- I'll go. - Okay.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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How many times do I have to go out with her before I get a massage?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Yeah. Yeah. You know what?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Deion Benes?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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But I mean... Well, let's say I was you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Well, listen, I just want you to know...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I have never met a normal guy named Stuart.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Todd.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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No. Veto.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...in art history. He always drank coffee...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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...and after every sip, he would go:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I mean, every two seconds:

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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A bunch of people are getting together tomorrow at some bar...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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...you go with me to the little family wedding I have on Saturday.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E05 The Couch

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...by the communists in the middle of the night...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E22 The Summer of George

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... or the ATM in the building across the street...