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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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The sugar makes my ankles swell up, and I can't dance.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

1.4s

Oh, I know. I hated those kids.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

2.9s

Well, I'm sure you did. Who wouldn't love a pony?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

1.8s

I actually like ponies.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

3.3s

- What time is your game? - 2:45.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

3.4s

- And what time is the funeral? - Two o'clock.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

1.5s

How long does a funeral take?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

2.9s

...and how I'm actually gonna die someday.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

1.1s

Imagine that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Oh, yeah, but I didn't say I hated anyone who had one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

2.9s

- Who's gonna play left field? - Bender?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

4.1s

George, I met this woman. She is not travelling to any other dimensions.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

3.3s

Fifty years they were married. Now he's moving to Phoenix.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

2.9s

Phoenix? What's happening with his apartment?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

2.9s

I don't know. They've been in there since, like, World War II.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

4.4s

Dry, wet. What's happening with your apartment?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

2s

I have an idea.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

3s

Leave the winter clothing in the apartment...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

4.7s

And I'll live there, and I'll make sure that nothing happens to it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

5.2s

I remember saying to myself, Why is Jerry so far off the base?