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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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I think I'd rather go on a deaf date than a blind date.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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You've dated women with nose jobs. What's the difference?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E07 The Secret Code

4.6s

I'm on a date with this guy because he didn't remember me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

1.3s

I don't know. A blind date?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

2.2s

You're going out on a deaf date.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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Come on, Todd. Admit it. This is a date.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

3.5s

...I saw that guy at the health club. That is not Salman Rushdie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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See, now, I think I would rather date the deaf.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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I remember you donated to some volcano thing on our first date.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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She's got the dogs with her in the hotel room.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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If you're gonna go out with this lawyer, have dinner with us.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

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- Well, that's not bad. - I can live with that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E12 The Busboy

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...a houseguest.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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...but I assure you, I don't have any problem with germs.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Why not? It's a good look for a woman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

1.8s

It's a riot, Alice.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E21 The Smelly Car

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Oh, wait a second.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

2.3s

Have a little company. Take the pressure off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E01 The Note

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That's the point. If it's gonna get sexual, it should get sexual with you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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You know, for a man.