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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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You can't see, you can't talk.

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You're on your way to the bathroom trying to remember, How do I walk?

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Like you've never been alive before.

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But if any invention marks the decline of human civilization...

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...it would have to be the snooze alarm.

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The snooze alarm is based on the idea...

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...that when the alarm goes off, you are not getting up.

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You're not even awake, you're already a failure.

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They should sell the snooze alarm with an unemployment application...

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...and a bottle of tequila.

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Just make it a complete pathetic-loser kit.

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You know, I mean, I'm lying in bed.

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I'm wearing my nightie.

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I don't know. A blind date?

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Yeah, but I've seen pictures of her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

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- Now, you're off on a topic. - That's interesting.

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See, now, I think I would rather date the deaf.

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Because I think the blind...

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...would probably be a little messy around the house.

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I mean, let's face it, they're not gonna get all the crumbs.