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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

3.6s

My nose, my nose. My kingdom for a nose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

4.8s

You don't touch the nose. You don't aspire to reach the nose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.9s

He had a Ping-Pong table. We were friends.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E09 The Opera

1.5s

...looking down their noses at me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E08 The Betrayal

3.1s

What if I got my nose pierced?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

2.5s

He almost put his finger up my nose.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

3.1s

I would've been friends with Stalin if he had a Ping-Pong table.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

2.1s

You don't unhook anything to get to a nose...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.8s

I don't know why you bother with this Ping-Pong guy, I tell you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

4.3s

Should I suffer the rest of my life because I like to play Ping-Pong?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

2.9s

They know they have a big nose. That's why they're coming in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E08 The Betrayal

3.6s

-Well, what happened to your nose? -I don't wanna talk about it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.5s

A lot of people have a nose like this. They're not necessarily pig-men.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

3.7s

Brain surgeons, airline pilots, nuclear physicists, we're on the same level.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

3.4s

Look out, everybody, I'm working with pills.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

1.9s

Spread out, give me some room.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

3.4s

...keep the little piece of paper in the roller of the typewriter.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

2.2s

- Where'd you meet her? - I met her on an elevator.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

2.8s

- ...just came out of my mouth. - Wow. What did you say?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

2.2s

- Can you believe I did that? - What did she say?