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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...a giving person. If I date a taking person...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...that this person supposedly blew out their eyeballs?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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You know, because you're such a good person...

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- But you're a taking person. - That's why I should date...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Elaine, you should admire me. I'm aspiring to date a giving person.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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You can't have sex with someone you admire.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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It's a corrective device. If you see someone with a hearing aid...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...off the AIDS Walk list, you wouldn't have gone out with him?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- So, what are you doing tonight? - I got a date with that girl Lena.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Yeah, well, if I didn't do something, I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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I don't remember his name. I think it began with a W, maybe a Q.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Hey, look at this. I just got a citation in the mail for my work with shut-ins.