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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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Why do barbers always display that license?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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First of all, he needs a $20,000 chair to make a three dollar tip.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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There's no laws in haircutting...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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I don't wanna see the back.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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Why see something that I'm never gonna see at any other time?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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When I buy pants...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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If I wanted to see everything, I would've been a fly.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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- Yeah? - That's it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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- What do you mean? - What?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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- "Of course" was the last thing? - Maybe he was gonna say:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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"I want you to have this job. Of course, the board of directors...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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"I want you to have this job. Of course, sodomy is a prerequisite."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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- Who'd you use? Gino? - Of course.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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This thing where they auction off dates with bachelors for charity.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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They've had a cure for polio for quite some time.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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You been with me for so long.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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Well...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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- If it's your day off- - What's the difference?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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- He massacred you! - I know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E08 The Barber

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What if I shampoo? Sometimes a shampoo helps.