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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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I've seen your regular face. That is not it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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You were better off not knowing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Why not get white shoes, move to Miami Beach...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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So that's your poker face.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Why not get a toupee with a rubber band for water-skiing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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It's not easy to deal with someone in a situation like this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Who is he not to tell you about his life-threatening illness?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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That's right. You let him have it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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- You don't trust my poker face? - Do you ever win at poker?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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So, didn't you explain that to the cop?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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- That's right. - What kind of person is this?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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...and that big phony mat coming down on top of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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...which I don't get because if you have glasses, isn't that because...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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...the way that the party leaders wanted them to, they whipped them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Know what else? He picked up that woman in the coffee shop.