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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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That's good.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Get out. - Not since June 29th, 1980.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Not everybody likes everybody. - I wasn't nice?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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That feels good.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Why not? - I guess because it's her job.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Well, what about my massage? - Ask Newman.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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That is so funny.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- She said that? - Yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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She just pulls it away immediately. She's not into it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Is that it? - Pretty much.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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"That's it. Okay, you're done."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Yes. Because my previous vomit was also June 29th, 1972.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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It's not like you'll be spending a lot of time with her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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Did you see the way that he was eating?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Yeah, me either. - It's just I hate that type.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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That's why during the '80 vomit I was yelling to George:

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- You were very nice. - I bent over backwards for that woman!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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They write to him in prison. Here's a woman that's hard to disappoint.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I don't want people touching me that don't wanna have sex with me.