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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I like carrots, but I'm in Idaho, I want a potato.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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They write to him in prison. Here's a woman that's hard to disappoint.

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He likes a date to see him with a friend...

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You're a massage teaser.

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You're a lucky guy.

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- It isn't? - No. I haven't vomited in 13 years.

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It's right in this spot. Very tender over here.

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They like having meat in their hands, these people.

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And I am dating a Joel Rifkin.

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He feels it's a good personality showcase.

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- I was giving Kramer a massage. - Kramer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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George, anything you have to say to her, you can say in front of me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- What did Jodi say? - She had a good time.

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But it's weird. They have a high suicide rate.

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For a neutral country, they seem kind of tense.

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...so she gets a window into his non-date personality.

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So we had a good time, the four of us.

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Jerry, could you excuse us for a few minutes, please?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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It's not like you'll be spending a lot of time with her.