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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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What's with this music?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.3s

Just keep the music down.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.5s

It's New Age music.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.5s

...so she gets a window into his non-date personality.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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He likes a date to see him with a friend...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

2.7s

It's not like you'll be spending a lot of time with her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

3.5s

I don't want people touching me that don't wanna have sex with me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- It isn't? - No. I haven't vomited in 13 years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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It's right in this spot. Very tender over here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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They like having meat in their hands, these people.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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- Was it what I said about her sister? - It has nothing to do with her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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I like carrots, but I'm in Idaho, I want a potato.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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They write to him in prison. Here's a woman that's hard to disappoint.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse

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George, anything you have to say to her, you can say in front of me.