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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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To me, the whole concept of fear of success...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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...is proof that we are definitely scraping the bottom of the fear barrel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Will we have to have AA-type meetings for these people?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Hi, my name is Bill, and the one thing I'm worried about is having a stereo...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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...and a cream-colored couch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Death is number two.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Now, this means to the average person, if you have to go to a funeral...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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...you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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You say something. I'll pretend it's funny.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- What? - My grandmother's in the hospital.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- This is real believable. - You didn't think I was laughing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- Say something funny. - All right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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You know the message you're sending with these sweatpants?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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You're telling the world, I give up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- Who is it? - That's NBC.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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NBC?! Give me the phone!

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- I'm having a conversation here. - Get off the phone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Hello. Yes, it's Jerry Seinfeld returning the call.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Okay, great. Thanks a lot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Casting tomorrow at NBC, 4:00. We're in business. The pilot's on!