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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, and your teeth, your teeth are all brown.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...your brain consists of two parts.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-What happened to your face? -What?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Why wouldn't you eat me? I'm your best friend.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You think? -Yeah. Let's say this is your brain.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You mean, not subjecting women to your sexual advances?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You're no longer preoccupied with sex, so your mind is able to focus.