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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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I offered you those cookies in my house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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All right, listen. All right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- How many? - All right, four. Seinfeld.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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All right, let me get the money back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Catch a criminal, get right back to sweeping.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...off of somebody's plate.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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...in the world of bribery, can they?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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- You're not Cartwright. - Of course I'm not Cartwright!

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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The chain reaction of calls this is gonna set off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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There seems to be a bit of a discrepancy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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And worst of all, I don't have the time to say it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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Now, I know we were ahead of that guy. He just came in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E11 The Chinese Restaurant

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It took me three days of phone calls to get her to agree to see me again.