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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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He had a Ping-Pong table. We were friends.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

1.3s

We got seats behind the bench.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

3.1s

I would've been friends with Stalin if he had a Ping-Pong table.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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She didn't even offer. She ended it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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At least with a woman there's a precedent.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Great seats behind the bench. You want to come with me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

3s

Well, a couple days at the most, but...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.7s

Staring at each other in a defunct relationship.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

4.1s

So I'm looking at it. I look up and see she's looking at it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Picking someone up at airport, jury duty...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Anyway, listen, you take the tickets. They're at the will-call window.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I hate it when there's nobody on the line at all.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Could you get some cheese for me? I'm almost at the front.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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She calls me up at the office. She says, We have to talk.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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It's for that guy Horneck, who's at the game tonight with my tickets.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

1.7s

It's a guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

1.4s

You made a man cry?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.2s

A couple of tough monkeys.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

4.2s

Men... It's true. Men hear a drill, it's like a dog whistle. Just:

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

2.3s

He's turned me into a screener.