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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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When's the last time you looked in the mirror? You're an Adonis.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Over the last nine years, we've had a lot of experiences.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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And that red light is burning my brain.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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And we've packed a lot in, the four of us.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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What percentage of people would you say are good-looking?

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Anyway, the point is, over the last nine years--

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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-Are you serious? -Look, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Look at you, you're disgusting.

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I've looked into his eyes.

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Except for summer...

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...for you and my Audrey.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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That's the best feature of the heavy relationship.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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...that you hire out for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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...where nothing seemed to happen for months at a time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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Well, what, kind of like this?

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...would just crop up out of nowhere.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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What-- What kind of lives are these?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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So we're gonna make the post office pay for my new stereo now?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E21 The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

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...for more than 1 0 seconds, you should hang onto her like grim death.

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What about you? Did people make fun of your name?