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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.2s

You don't know how to act.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.6s

- Cookies don't liquefy. - They do. You can liquefy a cookie.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.5s

- Would you like insurance? - Yeah, give me the insurance...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2s

That's all they could do. "Can you help me?"

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

- I know why we have reservations. - I don't think you do.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.4s

Yeah. Let me ask you a question. How do you cross those wires?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.6s

- What are you gonna do with it? - I don't know. Drive around.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.6s

I don't know, but he's unconscious.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.6s

Not everyone wants to draw that much attention to themselves.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.2s

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.2s

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.6s

- I don't have a washcloth. - Use a paper towel.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.2s

Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.6s

- These pretzels are making me thirsty. - No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3s

Let me talk to him. Give it, give it, give it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

5s

- These pretzels are making me thirsty. - No, no. See, that's no good.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2s

- You did? - I did.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3s

You mean "a career."

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

That's why you have the reservation.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

If you did, I'd have a car.