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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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You promised me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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You give me the ticket...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...because I don't wanna get between you two guys...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- Just give me the ticket. - Here you go.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I'm taking you out for dinner. All I want is a little ticket.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...I'm telling you now, I don't wanna hear about the specials.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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You know what's special? They don't know if anybody likes them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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If you are a waiter or a waitress and you see me in a restaurant...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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No. Not on me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Kramer, I want my money back for this suit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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He complimented me on it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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All right. Taxi's on me.

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Men want women with shaved legs and armpits, plucked eyebrows.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Yeah. Well- I don't have any time to talk now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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To me, the only reason to wear fur...

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- You mean, what you were wearing? - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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She keeps it with me for when she comes up from Florida.

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You know, I-

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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You wanna go to Mendy's, I'll take you to Mendy's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I'm giving you a raise?