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Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2s

-Well.... -I don't want you on her speed dial.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.5s

-They want to take me out to lunch. -What for?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.8s

So you want to go out in a final blaze of incompetence.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

4.2s

Well, I just wanted to-- You forgot the gift certificate to Barnes & Noble.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3.8s

Well, she probably just wanted to be able to keep tabs on you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

1.7s

She wants to be back on yours.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.1s

Don't be such a child, Jerome.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3.1s

She knows about the speed dial. You gotta get me off this thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

1.5s

-All right. -It's killing me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.1s

I don't know, Mrs. Hamilton. That doesn't sound--

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.5s

-No, still me. -Sorry, hang on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.9s

Please, Mrs. Hamilton, this is very awkward for me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3.5s

I won't do it. It's my speed dial and I don't trust her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3.9s

Seinfeld, you magnificent bastard.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.6s

Really, why do you think they're taking you out to lunch?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

4.8s

You know, Jerome, I can understand what Valerie sees in you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.2s

-You really think so? -Absolutely.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3.1s

That's the spirit. You suck.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

3.9s

When you booked the hotel, did you book it for the millennium New Year?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E20 The Millennium

2.7s

-You can do that. -Of course.