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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It doesn't?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Don't worry about it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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No, let's just do it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Louise. That's what's doing it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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But now, no sex, it's like a garbage strike.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I think it has something to do with me.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...is now functioning for the first time in its existence.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I told her I would have to think about it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Kramer's got more muscle, higher protein content. It's better for you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-That is so unprofessional. -Oh, relax, Katie. It's not a problem.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-They asked you to do Career Day? -Yeah, it's no big thing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up.